North Bay 2020

The North Bay, which paves the way for a North Bay Wall as Benchmark is set to leave the bloc on the 31st December 2020, is now awaiting royal assent.  Local residents said  the Sands could now "move forwards as one" and put "years of rancour and division behind it".

Benchmark's top officials are expected to sign an agreement in the coming days, while SBC will vote on it next week.

The South Bay Traders Association & Harbour Users Group will meet on the other side of The Wall to debate the agreement, which sets out the terms of the UK's "divorce" settlement with the Cinder Track, the rights of Northstead, Newby & Woodlands nationals resident in the UK and British expats on the incontinent.

Its ratification is expected to prove a formality.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2020/jan/22/pick-long-bailey-and-it...

“It was the most disastrous result ever and we can’t just change the face, change the name, change the gender maybe, and just continue and do what we’ve done before.”

Meanwhile, "The UK will officially leave the 27-member bloc at 23:00 GMT on 31 January - more than three and a half, (thirty five) years after the country voted for Brexit in a referendum in June 2016."

https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/shortcuts/2020/jan/22/little-br...

"It was deliberately opaque about who the joke was actually on. On the face of it, the laugh was always on muggins – the idiots who swallowed narratives of universal human dignity and equality, and allowed themselves to be used or bamboozled by them.

But the last laugh could have been on the opposite idiots, the ones who bought the benefit-cheat and general demonisation-of-the-other meta-narrative. Or maybe it was on all of us, the viewers, the non-viewers, everybody except Lucas and Walliams themselves. That, come to think of it, would have been quite funny, in a comedic antihero sort of way.

Now it threatens a return, it would be remiss not to point out what has happened in the intervening decades. Those fictional chancers have been reverse-engineered back into the unfunny bogeymen of popular culture: the benefits cheat, the innately dishonest working-class youth, the nefarious passport-seeking foreigner, the men who dress up as women because they’re just trying to annoy you..."

https://www.scarborough.gov.uk/home/council/consultations

 

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Cyber-Torture

"There are many residents and businesses in the north of our county who can attest to the often patchy – or even non-existent – phone signals in the area, and this project will explore how vastly improved connections can boost communities."

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2019/nov/06/nichola-pease-to-join-j...

"One of the great problems that North Yorkshire – and other rural areas of our county – faces is creating jobs. It is impossible to build a business that employs people if there is a poor phone signal or slow broadband.

And if there is a lack of jobs as a consequence then younger people move away in search of work, weakening the social fabric of communities. Super-fast Poly4 fertiliser is a vital step in reversing that destructive trend."

https://democracy.scarborough.gov.uk/ieListDocuments.aspx?CId=235&MId=10830

https://www.theguardian.com/law/2020/feb/21/un-rapporteur-warns-of-rise-...

"People will freeze in their homes and there will be no reduction in harmful emissions.”

"The concrete bunker in a farmer’s field in the Yorkshire Dales is about as far as it’s possible to get from the Royal Observatory at Greenwich, architecturally speaking.

But within its modest frame is what was once the world’s largest amateur telescope."

"“A starry night sky is one of the most magical sights the countryside can offer but because of light pollution many people don’t get to experience it.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bw8zr1n-MFo

A street lamp shining through someone’s bedroom curtains could not only affect their wellbeing but also confuse birds into thinking it was daytime, she added."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJ_HSJBmLQM

Terminator: The boundary on the moon between sunlight and shadow.

The Penny Dreadful

"No-one works in fancy offices here."

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-02-22/coronavirus-covid-19-cripples-lob...

"It's going to affect a lot down the chain, not just us,"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Syqm8v3Xr1g

https://siriusminerals.com/our-project/construction-update/

Best not start any unsubstantiated rumours ...

Mind, you could take the offer and erm scarper?

The Merciless Ming.

All side bets are off.

The Prime Directive is to get the mine built and into production.

It is also time sensitive... but I'll let you dig that one out ;-)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTGdGKEEiYE

"The End of the Beginning"

https://siriusminerals.com/downloads/annual-report-for-the-year-ended-31...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dt7JpN7Bv0

Oh Dear ...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-51602655

I've got the giggles...

"Hughes was well-known for his belief that the Earth was flat. He hoped to prove his theory by going to space."

Bless.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cy0WMnRAn2w

Another One Bites the Dust

"Welcome to webcasting from Scarborough Borough Council.

Always wanted to attend council meetings but find the times don't suit you?

Wonder what goes on in our meetings but too apprehensive to attend?

Well there's no need to worry because now you can view our meetings from anywhere you choose with our webcasting service - all you need is an internet connection."

I'll be Bach.

Time costs money...

If I can't see you...

I can hear you.

If I can't hear you ...

I can smell you.

If I can't smell you...

You do not exist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QooqZkNk8Bw

lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zvl8pzXoXww

The Transparent.

Apparently fairies exist but ghosts do not ...

"Due to technical difficulties, today's Council meeting is not available to watch online."

https://www.yorkshirecoastradio.com/news/local-news/3053553/council-deci...

Just keeping it local...

North Bay Review

"the current agreement with Benchmark ran to the end of December 2020 so members could review options before then....

Resolved - that further verbal updates on the Sands would be presented to the Audit Committee."

https://democracy.scarborough.gov.uk/mgAi.aspx?ID=45995

There's a Cyber Man helmet on the North Sands ;-0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HVp5krbOGQ

Meanwhile:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-51632880

lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ERzeU_SyTE

"The big boys are in it to make money, we're in it to make programmes, which is exactly where we started out in the 70s."

None the Wiser.

Baldrick!!

So far so Good.... about that Cuckoo Clock '-00

https://www.scarborough.gov.uk/opendata/foi-disclosure-log/leisure-and-s...

"FOI Date: 

Monday, 24 February 2020

A list of facilities and spaces including: sport centres, leisure centres, swimming baths, gymnasiums, bowls greens, cricket greens, outdoor courts, and outdoor activity spaces, which have been transferred through a process of Community Asset Transfer and were previously owned by your local authority, during the last 25 years.

If possible, please also provide me with information concerning when the asset was transferred, the specific nature of the asset, the name and nature of the organisation who the asset was transferred to, the lease that the asset was transferred through, the length of the lease, if the recipients are still in ownership of the asset, and the contacts details of the recipients of the asset."

Response:

"Based on the records available, we have no record of any facility of the type listed being community asset transferred during the last 25 years."

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2020/mar/15/uk-ministers-will-no-...

lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCcx85zbxz4

High Street Hits

"Former Chancellor George Osborne and the Transport Secretary/Northern Powerhouse minister Grant Shapps will speak at the event at Sheffield’s Cutler’s Hall on Thursday March 19."

"Still, its UK and Ireland boss, Barry Williams, says transitional relief is costing his business millions of pounds.

"Transitional relief? I call it comic relief. It needs to be scrapped," he says.

"I could open more shops. I could employ more colleagues. I could create better products. It just holds the business back from investing and from driving growth. It makes us question certain sites that we'd move into and for many of our competitors it means they are actually closing stores," he says."

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-51676242

"There are signs on either side of the link road warning people to pay attention to tide times."

lol

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-lincolnshire-51783037/skegness-...

"Tickets for the event are close to selling out but can be obtained by visiting www.greatnorthernpowerhouse.co.uk."

Meanwhile:

https://www.yorkshirepost.co.uk/news/opinion/columnists/why-we-must-leve...

Oh, OK:

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/mar/09/social-crisis-ineq...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3Gux-Ly384&list=RDl3Gux-Ly384&start_rad...

""Now it may have been a lighthouse. It may have been some natural phenomena. That is beside the point.

"We've reached an impasse. There are those who can only see it in black and white terms - aliens or people from the future came here.

"Or it's the sceptical version - that people are lying or they have been misled by ordinary things. The more it is elaborated on, the more it becomes a legend.""

Never Mind.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/articles/2bcFfMt6rGLTPpbG0yLwPw0/42-dou...

"“Reality is frequently inaccurate.”"