Belt & Braces

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"Chinese officials accused the US of inciting countries "to attack China", while the US said China had "arrived intent on grandstanding".   Relations between the two superpowers are at their most strained for years."

Radio Pinocchio..

Apparently they have this really great wall you can just hop along.

Anyhoos tis the Equinox and that means Bossy Boots gets to choose this years destination....

OOh how about Bristol? Birmingham? Blackpool? Baghdad?

Beunos Aries...

Best not mention the Dead Cat Bounce.

Ah, So ... The Buck Inn.

That will do...;-)



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The Jovian System

"“Entertainment,” he says, “has one function: to entertain. Whether something is filled with hope, is incredibly nihilistic, frightening or moving, I just want to be entertained. Superhero stuff rises to the challenge. And every year, they are trying something new – which is why it’s thriving.”"

Ah, So ...

"“These figures are largely due to the high number of lower paid male employees undertaking traditional council roles such as cleansing, refuse collection, outdoor leisure and parks.”"

Insert your own.. ;-0

Keep Busy.

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Daily Dilemmas...

"UK farmers have expressed concern that they could be undercut by cheap imports."

"The microwave boiler uses the exact same principles as a microwave oven. Using radio frequencies to heat water in the same way that microwave ovens heat food; the rapidly changing electromagnetic fields cause polar molecules to rotate rapidly.

"Trade agreements also aim to remove quotas - which are limits on the amount of goods which can be traded."

I particularly liked this bit : -)

"It gives UK professionals including architects, scientists, researchers, lawyers and accountants access to Australian work visas without being subject to Australia's skilled occupation list."