Euro Vision 2019

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The Dark Arts :-

"Cumberbatch presents us with an intense, socially awkward, strategic mastermind with a gentle Durham accent and a penchant for hanging out in stationary cupboards at work...

Brexit: The Uncivil War (Channel 4, Monday at 21:00 GMT). It not only gives you a "from the horse's mouth" version of what happened, but also an insight into Cummings's immediate post-vote plan for Boris Johnson that is missing from the film.

Of course, it is impossible to tell the entire story in one TV movie."

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-46741907

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=134&v=CDbRxH9Kiy4

The Hypothetical?

https://ec.europa.eu/growth/single-market_en

http://trade.ec.europa.eu/tradehelp/eu-customs-union

https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/partnership-pack-preparing-fo...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xH-oScnJXB0

The FEX ;-)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evJyWj-LeYs

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Corbyn - Past, Present & Future

"Former Labour MP John Woodcock, who now sits as an independent, criticises the government but says Jeremy Corbyn and John McDonnell are "simply not fit to hold high office".

"With a heavy heart," he explains, "I cannot support the no confidence motion."

Many Labour MPs are wrestling with their consciences, he suggests, "wanting desperately a Labour government, but knowing that the leader of their party is as unfit to lead the country as he was when they voted against him in the no confidence motion those years ago."

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/46874049

"The SNP's Mhairi Black says she doesn't understand Jeremy Corbyn's logic in not calling the motion of no confidence in the government last month.

She adds that the moment to bring down the government may have passed.

She says that after the Brexit withdrawal agreement failed to pass, "all that happened is that [the PM] wasted a month" between December and January."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BV-WEb2oxLk

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/live/2019/jan/16/brexit-vote-theres...

"This won’t be news to anyone who has so much as Googled her (niche audience I know), but Lady Hermon tells me she will back May tonight and indeed won’t ever vote in such a way that puts Corbyn closer to No10. Makes Labour’s long game a bit harder."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PklHwo6ghuA

"Let me end with a quote by C.S. Lewis: “We cannot go back and change the beginning. But we can start where we are and change the ending”

Qough

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o33oNxArmgg

Pssst .. Post Office review Monday 21st Town Hall

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xl9kWE-7aGU

"George Osborne, the Evening Standard editor who was chancellor until he was sacked..

"So here’s the French President giving a more realistic summary of the Brexit options facing Britain than the British Prime Minister. I thought the Brexiteers told us that the French will cave in because we buy their wine and cheese .."

lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS93LMcRGRk

I'll be BaahQ

Kuenssberg must be the new Attenborough/ Sovereign/PM ;-

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/correspondents/laurakuenssberg

""She is as inflexible as a dodo," one member of the government says of Theresa May - but that's not the only reason why she has been slow to compromise.

We all know that if you stretch an elastic band at both ends, eventually it snaps..."

Bit like your head* eh love?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3OTEdZkBaQ

"To be frank in the SDLP we are disappointed by the approach of the Labour leadership, who appear to place wooing DUP votes over protecting the Good Friday agreement. We absolutely acknowledge the concerns of many MPs about the impact of the withdrawal deal on their constituents, but the backstop does not fall into that category.

The choices are between a deal with a backstop or a people’s vote with an option for the UK to stay in the EU, keeping the whole of the island of Ireland in the EU and removing any question of a backstop."

'job'* better than 'no job' eh ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-cCAY2hGPs

Anyone got any popcorn?

"Green MP Caroline Lucas says the situation is "a national calamity of the prime minister's own making".

She says the prime minister has cornered herself by triggering Article 50 too quickly and refusing to engage with opposition members over Brexit.

Ms Lucas adds that people voted for Brexit because people were fed up of the status quo, and under the Conservative government, the country has failed to be brought back together.

Ms Lucas says a 'People's Vote' can be the vehicle for an honest debate, and whoever is in Number 10 must be willing to put the issue of Brexit back to the people..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSO22k4XGUo

"Carrot farmer worries: 'No people, no business'

"You know, how can we invest in a business if we don’t know if we have access to the markets, if we don’t know if we have the workforce to do it? It stagnates us and a stagnated business is not a good place to be."

When asked how immigration controls might affect his business, Mr Poskett said: “No people, no business.”.."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLH_smT7Qog

"It's this backstop that she's got to focus on, all the rest is perfectly fine," he said.

Asked whether he thought it was a paradox to have a time-limited backstop, he said: "No, no, no."

"It's the principle of having something within an international agreement that has no end date or from which one party can't unilaterally withdraw," he said.

"That would be unprecedented in the history of international treaties relating to trade."

Ah, so ... Arlene Foster & the DUP

"We have had a useful discussion with the prime minister. These are critical times for the United Kingdom and we have indicated that first and foremost we will act in the national interest.

Lessons will need to be learned from the vote in parliament. The issue of the backstop needs to be dealt and we will continue to work to that end.

In keeping with our commitments in the confidence and supply agreement, which has benefitted every sector of society in Northern Ireland, the DUP is supporting the government this evening so that we can concentrate on the real challenges ahead of us.

We will have further engagements in the coming days."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSLKsizJrxU

Rum Time... it helps to combat the Anomehica

"Labour's Tom Watson is wrapping up the debate, on a motion of no confidence in the government."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k07YPQcnJGY

"He says the UK is “more divided and fearful for the future than ever before ...

"Theresa May has taken her position on the government front bench as the motion of no confidence debate draws to a close."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7ojSW5pODk

G'Night

"Closing the debate for the government, Food, Environment and Rural Affairs Secretary Michael Gove says Labour deputy leader Tom Watson did not once mention in his speech the leader of the Opposition and why he should be prime minister.

"We both recognise that the member for Islington North [Jeremy Corbyn] is the worst possible person to lead the Labour party,"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiBLgEx6svA

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Lance A Lot

"Is this for real life, or is this just fantasy?

This plan requires changes to diets in pretty much every corner of the world.

Europe and North America need to cut back massively on red meat, East Asia needs to cut back on fish, Africa on starchy vegetables.

"Humanity has never attempted to change the food system at this scale and this speed," says Line Gordon, an assistant professor at the Stockholm Resilience Centre.

"Whether it's a fantasy or not, a fantasy doesn't have to bad... it's time to dream of a good world," she says."

https://eatforum.org/eat-lancet-commission/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzEIHRbLotA

Tomorrow is Another Day ...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-46865204

Touch Wood

https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/sirius-minerals-pm-ther...

Keep Busy

All credit to 'Bob'  & erm that YCR outfit ;-)  

 

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EU : Alternative Arrangements

https://www.wrestlinginc.com/news/2019/01/mark-henry-on-why-he-thinks-ww...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-47042594

Oh, OK...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-47030804

No rest for the wicked ;-)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWzS9Bj55q8

'in the form of a cloud or haze; hazy.'

"The amendment from Conservative Sir Graham Brady, which supports the PM's deal on condition that "alternative arrangements" are found to replace the NI backstop, is carried."

TFFT.... to the Nebulus !¬!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-47062129

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American Conspiracy Theories

"Everybody believes in at least one and probably a few," he says. "And the reason is simple: there is an infinite number of conspiracy theories out there. If we were to poll on all of them, everybody is going to check a few boxes."

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-47144738

https://www.yorkshirepost.co.uk/news/sheffield-council-to-apologise-afte...

"Currently, 12 organisations oversee the root servers for DNS and none of them are in Russia. However many copies of the net's core address book do already exist inside Russia suggesting its net systems could keep working even if punitive action was taken to cut it off."

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-47198426

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFCco8jmIgQ

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2019/feb/11/biggest-offshore-win...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjD9X2mPIXY

https://www.theguardian.com/games/2019/feb/09/sunless-skies-review-failb...

"Your ship is, in fact, a flying steam locomotive, and here the high seas are cloying clouds set in a subterranean sky. Most chastening is the fact that, unlike the writers of penny novellas of the 19th century, the game’s authors are only too eager to kill you, the protagonist, off following an ill-prepared sortie or a lacklustre dice-roll. The stakes are as high as the sunless sky."

Enjoy ;-)

https://democracy.scarborough.gov.uk/documents/b25843/late%20Appendix%20...

Erm, who signed off those 71 votes?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sr1Xeocuuc

"This suggests that, contrary to popular belief, the typical conspiracy theorist is not a middle-aged man living in his mother's basement sporting a tinfoil hat..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=2gp-GjGBaPc

lol

"Fun fact: Dr. Brian Cox, way back in the day, was the keyboard player for a very successful (in the UK) pop band (called D:Ream) in the early 90s. They had a #1 hit, in fact."

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Botany Bay

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The Four Day Week

“Two days out of seven is just enough to recover from a stressful week. Three is enough to recover and have extra time to do something else. It almost feels as if work is interrupting the weekend rather than the other way round.”

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-suffolk-47540621

"One respondent even claimed the council “was manipulated by organised lies” to make changes to how the market operated, including appointing a new market supervisor."

"When women work, they invest 90 percent of their income back into their families, compared with 35 percent for men."

Hmmm ... I have yet to meet a woman with a day off

https://www.thescarboroughnews.co.uk/news/health/new-spa-at-alpamare-in-...

Oh, OK ; -0

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-47533666

Come on MEghan .. spit it out

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/live/2019/mar/12/brexit-mps-vote-th...

"Starmer says he never thought the government would get into such a bad position."

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-47535731

"He said people have quickly adjusted to using the extra time off. I am learning French, Rocco has joined a theatre group, Hugo is spending more time doing carpentry and Sam is building a robot,” he said."

Aye, you can now get that on the NHS ...

"There are more than four times more submissions from customers who may have been mis-sold , after new complaints from claims management companies, administrator Grant Thornton said in a letter to the Treasury select committee on Tuesday."

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-parliaments-47529293

Astroturfing, Moi?

MPs are now voting.

"The alternative, needless to say, is an ever-expanding silence, broken only by a dull sound: the same Ed Sheeran song the country over, played by the same presenter who addresses everywhere from Kendal to Clacton, whose superficial bonhomie suddenly sounds like it is masking a sneaking contempt. To cap it all, the local radio station on which they do their stuff may now be called Capital: the kind of absurd symbolism that is 21st-century Britain all over."

"Go on, visit Turkey. For “fun, joy, happiness and neverending journey”. Women are allowed – to judge by the country’s tourism website – ..."

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/mar/10/turkey-how-repress...

"Assuming that compassionate funeral-crashing does transform routine into ethical tourism, you can still foresee problems of scale. Not merely because the supply of street funerals of innocent victims of authoritarian murderers is probably limited – although you could try Venezuela – but in pure organisational terms. How many coachloads of foreigners can reasonably attend one funeral? Plus, pressure of time. Is this, or indeed, any other extended form of anthropological exposure, how city-worn escapees to the sun would prefer to use the time designated “at leisure”? But either way, you can see how the justifications of individual guilt-tripped travellers to various autocracies can also be deployed by the organisers of industrial-scale all-inclusive tourism to morally indefensible dictatorships – that is, exactly the sort worth boycotting..."

Sounds like a plan.

"There are two big obstacles hanging over her though. First, if she loses big this evening, her position will become increasingly precarious as the week goes on. Although she can’t be formally challenged as leader of the Conservative party until December, she may come under intense pressure from a coalition of both former remainers and hard Eurosceptics in her cabinet to step aside. If that happens, expect chaos to ensue. We could well arrive at a default no-deal outcome – indeed, that’s what those in the ERG and DUP who end up denying her support today will be banking on."

"From the division lobbies it feels like May’s deal is going down massively again. Only 3 or so Labour rebels voting with the Tories."

"The result should have been announced by now. Normally divisions take 15 minutes. It is not clear why it is taking so long"

The Ayes 242 ... the Nose 391

Oh Well...

http://www.fox7austin.com/news/local-news/if-you-re-hibernating-in-a-bun...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUvIfspPfLU

Mind the Gaps ...

Normally.

Psst ... didn't Ikea take over the UK years ago?

I have no Ikea.

Oh.  Must be a rollover.

https://www.yorkshirecoastradio.com/news/local-news/2826947/eco-champion...

Mismanaged.... did you know in Liverpool you only have to have five people in a household to have two green bins and in Skardiborgias you must have seven.

I spose you could take the kids to skool in one of those ... subject to Uniform.

Q.  Is it OK to exploit children for the purpose of promoting the Green environmentalist lobby?

https://www.thescarboroughnews.co.uk/news/education/scarborough-utc-is-g...

"The UTC opened in September 2016 and this was its first Ofsted inspection. It has around 200 pupils, 80% of whom are boys."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-ZjDjmOM-g

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Bob In 'The Thicket'

"Since joining the Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs (Defra) a few weeks ago, I have quickly realised the scale of the work the department is undertaking to prepare for all Brexit scenarios.

As a farmer myself – my family’s farm near Castle Howard goes back to 1850 – I am very aware of the opportunities that leaving the European Union presents. I also believe that the best approach is to leave the EU with a deal, a view I know is shared by many farmers, including those who voted to leave.

As the Prime Minister has said, we have a deal that delivers what the British people voted for and takes back control of our money, borders and laws. Our priority is to get that deal through Parliament.

However, we also need to prepare for the possibility of leaving without a deal, and making sure that farmers and food producers know what they can do to prepare. The preparation work at Defra, from maintaining trade continuity to ensuring that EU workers can still travel to the UK to work on our farms, is significant.

"British produce, and particularly that from our great farming counties like Yorkshire, is rightly known around the world for its quality and provenance. We have relied on free and frictionless trade with the EU to ensure that produce exported is fresh and maintains our well-deserved reputation for quality.

The Government has published the details of a transitional tariff regime which will apply if the UK leaves the EU without a deal, protecting producers where they need it most while avoiding any negative impacts on consumers. This includes tariffs and tariff rate quotas to the sheep meat, beef and poultry sectors.

 

Tariffs will also be applied to butter, cheese and pig meat, which will protect these sectors from cheaper food imports flooding the domestic market in the event of a no deal.

Avoiding delays at the border is a key concern. In a no deal scenario, businesses exporting animals and animal products to the EU will now need to apply for an Export Health Certificate (EHC) before they export.

These businesses also need to make sure their trade route passes through a Border Inspection Post (BIP) when entering Europe. All the guidance and certificates are available online for businesses to familiarise themselves with before exit day.

For food imports from the EU, there will not be any new border checks in a no deal but importers will need to notify authorities using a new system called the Import of Products, Animals, Food and Feed System’ (IPAFFS). This has been launched to replace TRACES, the EU’s Trade Control and Expert System. Again, the latest guidance on this is all available online."

"Whether we secure a deal with the EU or not at this point, farm payments via the Basic Payment Scheme, Countryside Stewardship and Environmental Stewardship schemes will continue as normal this year. Farmers just need to make sure they continue to follow the same rules and guidance

I am looking forward to moving forward the Agriculture Bill in the coming months and giving farmers the certainty they need about what our future system will look like once we leave the Common Agricultural Policy.

In the meantime, funding will continue to be allocated to farmers in 2019 and 2020 in the same way as it is now. We have also pledged to commit the same cash total in funds in farm support until the end of this Parliament. We also need to up our game in delivering payments for agri-environment schemes and I know the RPA is hard at work to make improvements."

"Many farm businesses, and particularly those growing with peak harvest requirements, have relied on seasonal labour from the EU to help out during the busiest months.

If we do leave without a deal, European citizens arriving after exit day can continue to travel to the UK to work on our farms, staying for up to three months under something called the European Temporary Leave to Remain Scheme. Under this, there is then the opportunity to apply to stay in the UK for up to three years. This will ensure that businesses continue to employ the seasonal workers from the EU that are so needed during these summer months.

We have also rolled out a Seasonal Workers Pilot, which will test how a process for recruiting workers from outside the EU to UK farms would work for our farmers and growers."

"At times of uncertainty, it is important that everyone is prepared as much as possible. The Government is doing everything it can not just to secure a deal but also to mitigate the impact of leaving without a deal. We also have the power to intervene to support the most vulnerable sectors and will not hesitate to provide the support required.

We hope for the best in the coming weeks, but have prepared for all eventualities."

https://www.yorkshirepost.co.uk/news/comment-government-is-prepared-for-...

https://www.gov.uk/guidance/the-farming-sector-and-preparing-for-eu-exit

Quietly getting on with it ...

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/mar/23/italy-china-new-silk-road-...

Anyone for Dodgems ;-)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1JPDirMwmU

Sssssh ...

Perseverance.

https://www.gazetteherald.co.uk/farmingnews/17498477.thousands-of-trees-...

From the Ground Up.

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A Cap In The Carpet

“A successful road safety campaign should jolt people and can be polarising.”

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2019/mar/24/fracking-plan-carbon...

"The government’s fracking proposals would release the same amount of greenhouse gas emissions as almost 300 million new cars, fatally undermining ministers’ obligation to tackle the escalating climate crisis, according to new research.

Analysis by the Labour party shows that the amount of carbon dioxide released into the atmosphere if the government’s plans go ahead would be the same as the lifetime emissions of 286 million cars – or 29 new coal-fired power plants.

"Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn, who was in Lancashire on Saturday to join the anti-fracking campaign in the region, said a future Labour government would ban fracking “once and for all”.

“The Conservatives’ fracking plans will damage our environment and fly in the face of community opposition,” he said. “There is a clear alternative to fracking. Clean, renewable energy is the future of our economy and will create more than 400,000 jobs as part of Labour’s green industrial revolution.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQc7sZKKMz4

About Corbyn & that bike ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSACOcLqW0c

https://researchbriefings.parliament.uk/ResearchBriefing/Summary/SN06073...

Absolutley no evidence of any recent critical analysis done by Corbyn & the Labour Party on 'fracking'.

Fascinating ... ;-))

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yOamj4mlnE

Die Quietly.

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Pieces of Ate

"The Speaker of the House, John Bercow, has chosen eight to be voted on by MPs later this evening.

They are:

  • No-deal Brexit - Leave the EU on 12 April without a deal - Tory MP John Baron 160 : 400
  • Common Market 2.0 - The UK joins the European Economic Area and negotiates a temporary customs union until alternative arrangements can be found - Tory MP Nick Boles   188 : 283
  • EFTA/EEA - Similar to Common Market 2.0 but rejects any kind of customs union with the EU and says the Irish backstop must be replaced with alternative arrangements - Tory MP George Eustice  65 : 377
  • Customs union - Calls for the UK to negotiate a permanent customs union with the EU after Brexit - Tory MP Ken Clarke 264 : 272
  • Labour's alternative plan - A customs union with the EU and "close alignment" with the single market - Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn  237 : 307
  • Revoke Article 50 - Cancel Brexit if the UK gets within days of leaving without a deal. MPs would be asked to vote on a no-deal exit and if they rejected that, Article 50 would be revoked - SNP MP Joanna Cherry  184 : 293
  • Confirmatory public vote - Parliament cannot ratify or implement any agreement on the UK's withdrawal and future relationship "unless and until they have been approved by the people of the UK in a confirmatory public ballot" - Labour MP Margaret Beckett  268 : 295
  • Malthouse Plan B - The UK makes its budgetary contributions to the EU to the end of 2020 and agrees with the EU a period of two years in which UK goods have full access to the EU - Tory MP Marcus Fysh"  139 : 422

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-47715933

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/mar/27/alternative-brexit-opti...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrBweQ3qW3Q

"Arron Banks, businessman and co-founder of Leave.EU, was spotted in Westminster earlier.

Now, he's tweeted a reply to a suggestion that the DUP will come round to back Mrs May's deal, claiming that "they didn't seem that keen at lunch"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xamDprXBtBg

"Unlike normal votes in the House of Commons, MPs have been given a piece of paper on which they must note their name and how they are voting for each proposal."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M94yyfWy-KI

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/brexit-news-live-mps-prepare-to...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1d4Sd7edZZc

"Jacob Rees-Mogg says once the option of no-deal was removed he was willing to consider backing Theresa May's deal.

On the chances of a deal getting through, Mr Rees-Mogg says "a considerable amount depends on the DUP".

He says he will not "abandon the DUP" as they are championing the rights of the Union.

If the DUP abstain or vote against Theresa May's deal, Mr Rees-Mogg says he will back the deal."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqtjHWlM4lQ

"Voting on the eight different Brexit options has finished – the results will be announced later.

Business in the Commons is now resuming with a debate on the secondary legislation required to change the date for Brexit in UK law."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmBq41nVrXs

"Baker said:

I’m consumed with a ferocious rage after that pantomime [May in the ‘22] ...

What is our liberty for if not to govern ourselves?

Like all of you I have wrestled with my conscience about what to do?

I could tear this place down and bulldoze it into the river.

These fools and knaves and cowards are voting on things they don’t even understand.

We’ve been put in this place by people whose addiction to power without responsibility has led them to put the choice of No Brexit or this deal.

I may yet resign the whip than be part of this.

The source said that Baker received an enormous standing ovation at the end of the speech and that he was hugged by Jacob Rees-Mogg and others afterwards. “We are not a hugging group,” the source said."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxQcBKUPm8o

"The Independent Group MP Anna Soubry said: "We now know that honourable members opposite who, on previous occasions, have voted against the Prime Minister's deal not once but twice are now, guess what? Not only changing their minds.

"They too will enjoy the privilege of changing their vote to support the Prime Minister. What a profound irony and, some would say, a disgrace, verging on hypocrisy. Honourable and right honourable members expect and will enjoy the right to change their minds and vote, and not allow the people of this country the same right."
 

 

"there are lots of discussions going on in the tea room - but it's hard to say how many" will switch.

He adds that the government "might" need some Labour votes, and calls for MPs in leave seats "to think carefully about whether they want more years of chaos"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34x6m-ahGIo

"This is not a very pleasant place we find ourselves in and it has come about because there has been a conspiracy by remainers. There has been a conspiracy by members of both houses who have sought from the beginning to frustrate what 17.4m people voted for."

Oooh there's an Aye in my soup ;-)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjGkVtj_UbE

Dark Dreams.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/mar/27/brexit-referendum-...

"The debacle that followed the Brexit referendum has its roots in moneyed nihilism at the top of the Conservative party.."
 
"This is how today’s governing classes comport themselves, while the country teeters on the edge of a cliff: they behave with neither care nor caution, let alone concern for the welfare of the nation. These people are laughing at us, even as they take our money to go about their daily business.

I am not going to bleat about “leadership”, as if whatever ails Britain could be set right by the thwack of firm government. I want instead to point out a fundamental trend in public life that is utterly corrosive. Far from resembling the sometimes dim but dutiful set depicted by Orwell, today’s political elite are strangers to collective interest or public responsibility. Their conduct serves to undermine both the establishment of which they are part and the country they run."

None of the Above.

Hmmm ...

https://chuka.org.uk/the-alternative

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/ng-interactive/2019/mar/27/how-did-y...

Fact is I have never read George Orwell and have no intention of doing so.

 

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May the Fourth

"Theresa May and her cabinet are looking for ways to bring her EU withdrawal agreement back to the Commons for a fourth attempt at winning MPs' backing.

The PM said the UK would need "an alternative way forward" after her plan was defeated by 58 votes on Friday.

MPs from all parties will test support for other options during a second round of "indicative votes" on Monday.

But government sources have not ruled out a run-off between whichever proves most popular and the PM's Brexit plan.

Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has called on Mrs May to change her deal or resign immediately, while Northern Ireland's DUP - which has propped up Mrs May's minority government - also continues to oppose the deal.

The government has so far failed to win over 34 Conservative rebels, including both Remainers and Tory Brexiteers who say the deal still leaves the UK too closely aligned to Europe..."

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-47756122

"Despite all the drama, the money and time spent by EU leaders on Brexit (summits, dedicated governmental departments, no-deal planning) and all the hard, hard graft put in by the EU and UK negotiating teams, Europe's leaders are asking themselves what there is to show for it all..."

Ah, well ...

"Defence Secretary Gavin Williamson said: "Our brave RAF pilots have shown again that we are ready to respond to any threat to the UK."

"I'm in a different political party to Dominic. We disagree on many things. I doubt Beaconsfield conservatives could find someone more experienced, more capable and more principled than him for their MP."

"The final leg of March..."

Ohm Ohm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr7_GUq5YPA

Oh, OK :-0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgAlQuqzl8o

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Checked Coats

The Ironic ;-)

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2019/mar/30/channel-4-apologises-for-j...

https://newsthump.com/2019/03/29/dup-demand-theresa-may-perform-cersei-l...

Erm, isn't it about time the EU chuckked the UK out?

https://www.worldatlas.com/articles/sick-man-of-europe.html

https://www.law.ox.ac.uk/business-law-blog/blog/2016/09/paradise-lost-ca...

Not part of the Eurozone ...

"The crux of the matter is that under the EU treaty itself, the Euro is an integral part of EU membership, no exception or going back except for the three countries that got an opt out in 1992. The point is that the legal basis for both the Euro and EU membership more generally is exactly the same (namely the EU treaties) and those treaties have no provision to exclude a member or to be revised without unamity."

Article 7:

"Article 7 is a mechanism of the Lisbon Treaty that ensures "all EU countries respect the common values of the EU." It was envisaged as a way to mitigate and prevent member states from backsliding on European values and the rule law, with a nod to the bloc's youngest democracies.

Although the measure came into force in the 1999 Treaty of Amsterdam, it hadn't been triggered until recently. In December 2017, the European Commission launched Article 7 against Poland over its controversial judicial reforms, followed by the European Parliament who voted to launch the sanctions proceedings against Hungary this September.

When can Article 7 be triggered?

The mechanism is triggered when there is "a clear risk" of an EU member state breaching the bloc's fundamental values, which include: "human dignity, freedom, democracy, equality, the rule of law and respect for human rights, including the rights of persons belonging to minorities."

How does Article 7 work?

The Article 7 process itself is a two-phased procedure.

First: A proposal to trigger Article 7 can be brought forward by the European Parliament, the European Commission or by one-third of member states.

Then, a four-fifths majority of member states in the EU Council must then determine that state in question is in clear breach of EU values in order to adopt the proposal. In Poland and Hungary's case, this would prevent member states, say its allies in the Visegard Group, to halt the process. The proposal must also have the backing of the European Parliament.

Second: The next phase sees the Council give a formal warning and table recommendations to the country in question. Once it issues its response, member states must decide unanimously launch sanctions and suspend voting rights. This is where the execution of Article 7 and its consequences may stall."

Mind that would be like Corbyn being 'sensible'...

ie doing naff all for the last three years... 

tis not a Spectator Sport you know ...

"Article 7 is considered by many to be the nuclear option for the EU, which is probably why it has never been triggered. Even if the significant hurdles for activating the procedures could be surmounted, it is thought that the the political fall-out would be incredibly toxic.

For that reason, triggering Article 7 has long been regarded as politically unfeasible. EU law scholars have persistently pointed out, however, that this is little more than a politically convenient excuse for inaction.

That excuse is not only intellectually dishonest, it undermines the letter and the spirit of the treaties and the EU’s commitment to upholding the rule of law. Many people agree that it’s high time to end Article 7’s days as a political gesture. It is a tool in the EU’s box and should actually be used when it is needed."

I know lets invade  (wots the smallest island you can think of)  

Jersey, Guernsey  ...

somewhere warm...

To the Gallopogas !!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=6&v=R2x4AXoUBzs

I'll be Back ... mebbe.

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The Indicative

Voting is expected to begin at 20:00 BST. Here's a breakdown of the options listed on the order paper:

"Many of the ideas have returned for a second attempt, with the Speaker, John Bercow, responsible for selecting which can be put to a vote:

Motion A: Unilateral right of exit from the backstop

Conservative backbenchers, led by John Baron, want the UK to leave the EU on 22 May 2019 with the withdrawal agreement amended to allow the UK unilaterally to exit the controversial Northern Ireland backstop.

Motion B: No Deal in the absence of a withdrawal agreement

Another proposal from Baron, which calls for a no-deal on 12 April if no withdrawal agreement can be agreed by the Commons.

Motion C: Customs Union

The Tory former chancellor Ken Clarke’s customs union plan requires any Brexit deal to include, as a minimum, a commitment to negotiate a “permanent and comprehensive UK-wide customs union with the EU”. This was defeated by the smallest margin in the first round, falling just six votes short.

Motion D: Common Market 2.0

Tabled by the Conservatives Nick Boles, Robert Halfon and Dame Caroline Spelman, Labour’s Stephen Kinnock and Lucy Powell plus the SNP’s Stewart Hosie. The motion proposes UK membership of the European Free Trade Association (Efta) and European Economic Area. It allows continued participation in the single market and a “comprehensive customs arrangement” with the EU after Brexit – including a “UK say” on future EU trade deals – would remain in place until the agreement of a wider trade deal that guarantees frictionless movement of goods and an open border in Ireland."

Motion E: Confirmatory Public Vote

It has been drawn up by the Labour MPs Peter Kyle and Phil Wilson. This motion would require a public vote to confirm any Brexit deal passed by parliament before its ratification. This option, tabled last time by the Labour former foreign secretary Dame Margaret Beckett, polled the highest number of votes although it was defeated by 295 votes to 268.

Motion F: Public Vote to prevent No Deal

Moved by Labour’s Graham Jones and the Tory former attorney general Dominic Grieve, this proposal would require a referendum, if necessary, to prevent the UK leaving the EU without a deal.

Motion G: Parliamentary Supremacy

The SNP MP Joanna Cherry joins Grieve and MPs from other parties with this plan to seek an extension to the Brexit process, and if this is not possible then parliament will choose between either no deal or revoking article 50.

An inquiry would follow to assess the future relationship likely to be acceptable to Brussels and have majority support in the UK.

Motion H: Efta and EEA

A motion tabled by the Conservative MP George Eustice – who quit as agriculture minister to fight for Brexit – proposes rejoining the Efta at the “earliest opportunity”, agree a short extension to the UK’s membership of the EU to conclude accession to Efta and negotiate with the EU additional protocols relating to the Northern Ireland border and agri-food trade.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-47767627

https://www.theguardian.com/books/2019/apr/01/why-smart-people-are-more-...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD4izuDMUQA

I is sposed to be aving a day off ;-))

https://www.yorkpress.co.uk/news/17540325.flock-roll-music-improves-wool...

 

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If You Can Dream It We Can Print It

And they're off :

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/blog/live/2019/apr/01/brexit-latest...

""Brexit is a big shitshow, I say that now very undiplomatically ...

I don’t know if William Shakespeare could have come up with such a tragedy, but who will foot the bill?""

If or when ...

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/apr/01/brexit-britain-siemens-...

“The world is watching, and where the UK used to be bacon for stability, we are now becoming a laughing stock..."

Ah So, to the Watershed  ;-)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKPw9-jpA3Y

Ooh I feel some Dolly Parton coming on ...

"The German government says it wants to allow British citizens to travel to Germany without a visa even in the event of a no-deal"

Ladies that Lunch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQW7I62TNOw

"... no-deal fetish is making a cross-party Brexit solution impossible"

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/apr/01/tory-mps-no-deal-f...

Stereo typical.

When in Rome ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dq_T_iNs1f0

"NEW: Labour whips meeting in 15 mins to deciding whipping operation for tonight. Sounds like they could whip for Common Market 2.0..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hK50HDwYSpg

"A petition calling for the UK to stay in the EU, which has amassed more than six million signatures, will be debated in Parliament later.

The petition, demanding Article 50 be revoked, is the most popular since the e-petitions site launched."

In the debate, starting at 16:30, two other petitions will also be discussed.

One, demanding a new referendum, has over 180,000 signatures. The other, urging MPs to "honour the referendum result", has more than 170,000.

The government has said it will not revoke Article 50 and it is working to deliver a deal that "ensures the UK leaves the EU"."

Oh wot time is it  ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbxUSsFXYo4

"May’s spokesman said she continued to have confidence in her chief whip. “I’ll leave it to historians to make their judgments on history,” he said."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvmRUuM1M7I

Shelf stacking ...

"The deflector wall is proposed to be formed from rectangular sandstone blocks.!.. “As well as performing a flood defence function (under certain sea states), the wall has been designed to allow members of the public to sit along both sides of the wall.”"

Oh thats alright then ... Muttons

"It just needs to be a little more in keeping with the area that surrounds it."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BSuXfMU3CM

Kinderland.

"I hear Cabinet will sit for a marathon FIVE hours tomorrow to decide what to do.."

Not quite Rocket Science.

"Labour giving it’s official support for Common Market 2.0." 

"If that’s the price the majority of the public is willing to pay then, fine, we’re a democracy. It looks like they’ll soon get a chance to have their say in an election or referendum."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hR8KDDdssws

"Drax voted for the PM’s withdrawal agreement on Friday, having voted against it at the first meaningful vote (MV1) and MV2. But, he told MP, on reflection he realised he had “not been true to myself”. He said that he wished he had not voted for the deal, and that he regretted letting down the DUP."

One Eye on the Prize ...

"Bercow responded by saying that he did not know what Drax was going to say when he called him, but that Drax was a “person of integrity” and a “man of principle”."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIEm0MFP2aU

“It’s time we went back to a proper Brexit,...”

"a “colony of the crown ... It was brutal,” Mr Moraes said after the decision was made this afternoon."

Bring back Dolly ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbJRnxxkwrw

“daisy-chaining”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMsq1Qo2Z9s

"These indicative votes are like liquorice allsorts - or rather humbugs."

"it is because the government has lost the confidence of the House that this motion is before us," says Lib Dem Tom Brake.

He says that after 1,012 days the government has "failed to find a solution".

"This is day two of Parliament's attempt to find a cross-party solution to the Brexit dilemma," he says."

Nashville ...

"The government has confirmed that the House of Lords will now sit next week.

The chamber was due to rise on Thursday, 4 April and return on Tuesday, 23 April... the default Brexit date has now become Friday, 12 April.

He said: "We may need again to react swiftly to consider any necessary legislation to ensure continuing legal certainty."

Oh no ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MlmT1j1e04

"The “chaos” at Westminster had left Irish people feeling “concern, frustration, worry and dismay,” she says."

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-47772688

"Apparently Extinction Rebellion have form for this kind of protest.

The BBC's Andrew Sinclair, who covers politics in the east of England, says the group invaded a meeting at Norfolk County Council meeting in February.

The group has drawn attention to their latest protest on Twitter, describing the climate and ecological crisis as the "elephant in the room".

tis like Butlins, innit .." the last one was removed "horizontally".

Flat pack..

"as selected by Speaker John Bercow:

  • Motion C: Customs union
  • Motion D: 'Common market 2.0'
  • Motion E: confirmatory public vote
  • Motion G: parliamentary supremacy

Conservative MPs have been given a free vote on the motions which means they won't be told by party bosses which way to go."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xtpt03lNDks

"Police say they have arrested 12 climate change protesters for outraging public decency after staging a semi-naked protest in the House of Commons public gallery."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xkl36pu8aLY

"Evidence gathering apparently under way.. police officer is back with what looks like a camera, taking pics of the bum smudges"

lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvQ-dpHMbUA

"Two of the group wore full grey body paint and elephant masks to bring the message that politicians neglect of the climate crisis has become an ‘elephant in the room’. Inspired by the suffragettes’ protest in the same building over 100 years ago, activists glued their hands to surfaces in the public gallery.

Mark Øvland, 35, said: “We are impelled to act in this way because the most important and pressing issue of our time is being flagrantly and recklessly ignored by our government and media. By undressing in parliament, we are putting ourselves in an incredibly vulnerable position, highlighting the vulnerability that all of us share in the face of environmental and societal breakdown. There is an elephant in the room and it is demanding attention.”

Hmmm ...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-47772688

"Whatever they decide put it to the people," it reads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTXW3cIHQOw

Meanwhile: (insert your own)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-47773982

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-47783708

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-europe-47779633/tourists-flee-huge-w...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36GfaI0_B8E

"The division bells are ringing in the Commons."

These motions/options are only alternatives to the May deal.

Four Nose...

The Cabinet did not vote & the DUP abstained.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/blog/live/2019/apr/01/brexit-latest...

Clearly Corbyn is not quite all there ... had they voted for May's deal with a new leader (starmer) with a final peoples vote for 2020 ...

Hey Ho 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVWPo_u1rj0

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Social Mobility

"On top of the trains and signalling, all of the stations along the route are incomplete.

Paddington and Bond Street are the furthest behind."

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-47967766

Amazing ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EGU854U1OA

http://www.crossrail.co.uk/construction/tunnelling/

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-47881368

"We were promised by the government and HS2 that they would look after people on this estate, but that hasn't happened," said Ms Stone."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNM6IuA87eM

https://www.eea.europa.eu/data-and-maps/indicators/infrastructure-invest...

https://www.railway-technology.com/features/eu-high-speed-rail-network-d...

Big Word 'it' ;-0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrmZIgVoQw4

"SPOCK: It is not life as we know or understand it. Yet it is obviously alive, it exists."

To the potting shed...

https://newsthump.com/2019/04/19/crossrail-workers-mistaken-for-transpor...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=36&v=ntMgM8ncxwc