"Chinese officials accused the US of inciting countries "to attack China", while the US said China had "arrived intent on grandstanding". Relations between the two superpowers are at their most strained for years."
Apparently they have this really great wall you can just hop along.
Anyhoos tis the Equinox and that means Bossy Boots gets to choose this years destination....
OOh how about Bristol? Birmingham? Blackpool? Baghdad?
Best not mention the Dead Cat Bounce.
Ah, So ... The Buck Inn.
That will do...;-)